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1.
Meat flute meaning penis from the scandinavian term 'playing the meat flute'
"Are you playing the meat flute under that blanket?"
by Chris Allen May 04, 2005
 
2.
Slang for a guys penis
Hey remember Steven, that gay guy? Word has it he loves to wail on his boyfriends meat flute
by Whipshock August 09, 2003
 
3.
Meatflute is a mans penis
Man, that chick is hot. i want her to play the slobertune on my meatflute.
by Yellow_ledbelly December 12, 2006
 
4.
1.a musical intrument played by fags, or sluts
I wanted to get head from sally, but she plays the meat flute to often so i dont want my dick to burn.
by Some Smart Dude December 01, 2006
 
5.
When someone makes a witty remark, one can play the meat flute in a condescending fashion by holding your hands in front of your mouth and moving your fingers as if you were playing a clarinet while making a "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo" noise.
Oh you're funny let me play my meat flute "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo".
by looselizzy December 11, 2010