Meat curtains are simply curtains made from meat. You cook them by closing them in front of the window and then the sun heats them up. They are very yummy once they are cooked all the way through, yes very delicious.
Meat Curtains Warning: Very delicate, cooks slowly, and delicious
by Fishy_Soup March 31, 2022
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The outer lips of a vagina that covers the hole.
Her meat curtains were in the way while I ate her out, I had to pull them apart to get the job done.
by CrazyTruthFrom98 November 18, 2015
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The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s meat curtain can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s meat curtain around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat curtain stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
by smartyass March 24, 2010
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Another term for a woman’s labia that hangs low & loose out of her private area.
Holy! Look at her meat curtains! That’s loose!”
by Ash-Ree May 1, 2007
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Fat or loose flab hidden beneath clothes that drop like a curtain when the clothes are taken off.
She took off her clothes and down dropped meat curtains.

She has another 100 lbs in hidden meat curtains.
by BFD007 January 23, 2010
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Loose vagina lips that hang, this often caused by to much sex or old age. Also referred to as "Beef Drapes".
"Yea it was tough, the first act of the show didn't start until I pulled back the meat curtains!"
by sic n twisted August 30, 2006
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