A lover whose primary advantage is the ability to wrap the wearer in emotional neediness and excess body flesh.
Janice was depressed and couldn't decide if she wanted to wrap herself in a Snuggie or John, her rotund meat blanket, while she moped.
by Jingle Boys December 07, 2009
Can you define these popular missing words?
An excessively fleshy person who manages to drape themselves over their (usually unwilling) surroundings. May or may not be accompanied by unwanted fluids, such as sweat, onion dip or . . .
Ken needed to use the restroom, but the meat blanket in the aisle seat had cut off his only escape route.
by geodave June 16, 2016