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dick measuring contest
A conflict in which two parties (ususally male) are vehemently disputing something of limited relevance. Generally, both parties are somewhat wrong, but each refuses to be back down for fear of being thought the have the smaller of their two penises. Similar to a pissing match, but generally, the conflict involved involves a larger element of machismo, and continues on only because neither side wants to be seen as the one who backs down.
The White House and the Conservative Right have been in a real dick measuring contest over the qualifications of this new Supreme Court apointee, Harriet Meiers.
dick measuring contest by Cosmo October 12, 2005
Pre-Fuck Measurable's
Much like 'Pre-Draft Measurable's' in the NFL. Used to determine a players physical attributes, such as the 40 yd Dash etc 'Pre-Fuck Measurable's,' are used to measure a woman's breast, ass, body, hair, etc.
Aaron: "Dude, I just saw this girl with the biggest ass. Oh my gosh, I would totally fuck her."
Brian: "Really, how big was her ass?
Aaron: "I don't know, I forgot to record her Pre-Fuck Measurable's!"
Brian: "Really, how big was her ass?
Aaron: "I don't know, I forgot to record her Pre-Fuck Measurable's!"
Pre-Fuck Measurable's by Taniel Dosh October 21, 2011
Dick Measuring
Bill: Ok I shot sniper 1 down and am working on 2.
Ted: Well I killed that one guy back there, remember?
Bill: Now's not the time for Dick Measuring!
Ted: Well I killed that one guy back there, remember?
Bill: Now's not the time for Dick Measuring!
Dick Measuring by jlong17543 August 2, 2009
Equator Penis Measuring System
The Equator Penis Measuring System (EPMS) is the system that gives an approximation of one's penis size. Generally speaking, the closer you live to the Ecuador, the larger your penis is. For example, Africans and Latin Americans living on the equator will have penises measuring around 11 or 12 inches hard, while the English and Scottish living up north have penises measuring 3 inches flaccid, or up to 5 inches hard. There are also intermediate points. Italians, for example, have penises about 6 inches flaccid, and 8 inches hard.
Example of the Equator Penis Measuring System
Canadian: Eh, my penis is aboot 3 inches.
Italian: What's a matta you, uh?? I got a 8 inch sausage! It could slap you and break-a your face!!
Black guy: Y'all niggas is small. I got 12 inches up in this muthafucka. Y'all my bitches now. SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!
Canadian: Eh, my penis is aboot 3 inches.
Italian: What's a matta you, uh?? I got a 8 inch sausage! It could slap you and break-a your face!!
Black guy: Y'all niggas is small. I got 12 inches up in this muthafucka. Y'all my bitches now. SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!
Equator Penis Measuring System by rogerthewhale March 8, 2013
Measurable Eternity
A known period of time that isn't really that long but still seems to take forever.
Examples:
The last day of school before summer vacation begins.
The last 10 minutes of work before a 3 day weekend.
Waiting through all the ads and trailers before the movie you went to see starts.
Any business meeting.
Examples:
The last day of school before summer vacation begins.
The last 10 minutes of work before a 3 day weekend.
Waiting through all the ads and trailers before the movie you went to see starts.
Any business meeting.
Our weekly staff meeting at work was another measurable eternity. With every minute that passed I could feel whole geological epochs passing.
Measurable Eternity by weasel1969 December 24, 2019