have the meats 

A more cultured way of saying that a business (usually a chain) carries products of good quality under the category they specialize in. Taken from fast food chain Arby’s slogan: “we have the meats”. Can also be “had” or “has” depending on sentence being in past, present, or future tense.

“Don’t get me a gift card to Home Depot. Get me one to Lowe’s instead, because Lowe’s has the meats.”

“I think we can all agree that Arby’s does NOT have the meats, unless we’re talking about their roast beef.”

“Blockbuster had the meats back in the day. It’s really sad that they closed down.”

have the meats by young cove seasoning June 23, 2022

Any meats a treat 

The female equivalent of "any hole is a goal".

Female 1: "Ew, don't have sex with that guy, he doesn't even have a job!!

Female 2: "Oh well, any meats a treat"

Any meats a treat by Genitahlia November 29, 2019

Mearshlap 

To be completed dominated (i.e. owned) in a debate or cold call in class by esteemed University of Chicago scholar John J. Mearsheimer.

Person A: John Mearsheimer's target is the optimistic view of geopolitics that grew up after the cold war's end in 1989. He demolishes all the main components of that happy vision."

Person B: So basically he Mearshlapped a generation?

Mearshlap by rexnom February 14, 2010

mertsu 

In Finnish; A slightly engorged penis, useless for most sexual acts.

Ei sellaisella mertsulla voinut nussia.

mertsu by jarvis400 August 12, 2015

Uber Meats 

Just like uber eats, but dropping dick off instead. In order to work as uber-meats driver, you need a dodge challenger or such.

Uber Meats is here, did you order extra sausage?
Uber Meats. Delivering dick on da daily

Uber Meats by lostinthefire April 21, 2020

Meatstick Meringue 

Yet another slang term for gizz, sperm, semen, splooge

The pornstar shot a load of meatstick meringue on the porn starlet's tanned butt cheek

Meatstick Meringue by sarasplayroom.com November 15, 2009

meatside 

The real world: the traditional, physical world that exists outside the internet. The tangible realm in human/computer interaction.

1. Jenny spent six weeks chatting online to a guy. When she met him meatside, it transpired that he was much older than she had been led to believe, and he tried to touch her in bad ways.

meatside by MisterMetternich October 8, 2005