metawhore 

Somebody that uses excessive metaphors in their speech/work.

A: Inifite strands of glimmering ebony silk dances around the ...
B: Shut up you metawhore, it's called HAIR.

metawhore by accidental October 20, 2005

Megaphore

A unique term to describe humorous or obscene uses of metaphors and similes. Not like the literature heavy, dull and archaic everyday metaphors and similes in novels, newspapers and articles - a Megaphore is specially crafted to amuse, amaze or offend and can reference anything from current events to celebrities.

That Megaphore was so funny it almost made me forget to take my annual shit on Jade Goody's coffin.

That Megaphore was so obscene it put me off my planned munging trip.

That Megaphore was so brilliant I felt like I'd been given a rusty trombone by an angel.

Megaphore by lorddaaave March 23, 2011

Mamawhoreo 

A sweet person who’s actually the main mama whore

“You know allana from math class?”
“Yeah, that nice girl?”
“Dude you didn’t hear? She’s mamawhoreo”

Mamawhoreo by mamawhoreo September 4, 2021

Megawhore 

A woman/man who works behind the bar in a strip club and regularly masterbates over the strippers.

Man: I once had a girlfriend, she was a megawhore. She'd come back from work so wet, I could collect her fadge juice in a cup and use is as lube for the serious buggeration she recieved afterwards.

Woman: My husband is a megawhore, he loves his job an awful lot. God knows what he gets up to.

Megawhore by PatrickWolf July 24, 2009

Metawhorephosis 

A profound change in form from one stage to the next in the life history of a man as from being born a nobody, rising to super stardom and using that influence to fuck everything that moves.
A complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by money, fame, fortune, plastic surgery thus propelling a man to seek sexual relations with global sluts irregardless of his beautiful wife at home with his children.
Pathology. A type of alteration or degeneration in which tissues are changed. For example, athletes who equate the size of their dick to the size of their bank account.

Tiger Woods quickly rose to superstardom status and was idolized by millions. Yet, he managed to keep his life with his beautiful wife and children private. He shocked the world as his metawhorephosis became public revealing that the "golden boy" had had numerous affairs with all sorts of whores and even fucked the waitress at Perkins in the church parking lot!

Metawhorephosis by GiddyUpGirlFL December 29, 2009

mediawhore 

A media figure who will throw their mom under a bus and then sell her soul to get a ratings high.

Did you watch Im The Dim calling the Taliban murderers his brothers? He called on Pakistan army and citizens to surrender to them. He's such a mediawhore, he'll pimp his mom if it gets him airtime.

mediawhore by skcpublic February 11, 2012

Megawhore 

A female who is not loyal to her boyfriend because she steals guys from other girls. A short and annoying inconvenience to this world.

Wow that girl Leah is such a megawhore...
but don’t even get me started on Christina.

Megawhore by Gostoopidaghhh December 3, 2019