This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."
Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"
(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)
Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."
Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)
(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)
Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'
(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)
Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."
Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)
(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)
Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'
by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009
Nobody wants me anymore
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2021
A lyric of the song named:Montero by Lil nas X
When someone says this sentence, most people continue the lyrics.
When someone says this sentence, most people continue the lyrics.
by MitiOwner May 8, 2021
by BigCocklover333 October 21, 2020
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by Blonde problem October 17, 2020
A response, which can be either friendly jibing or hostile, when someone asks you for a cigarette and then immediately asks you for a light. The implication, joking or annoyed, is that person is going to keep asking you for things.
A) Hey chief, can I bum a smoke off you?
B) Sure man, here you go.
A) Oh, and can I get a light too?
B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?
B) Sure man, here you go.
A) Oh, and can I get a light too?
B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?
by Gyreneisms April 28, 2011
A time where Oprah Winfrey comes up to you, not to give your a car or a school county, but to lick her vagina.
Bill: Look, its Oprah!!! Can I get a car?
Oprah: No, but you can lick my va-jay-jay
Bill: *Calls Tom* DUDE oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay!!
Tom: Aweshum
Oprah: No, but you can lick my va-jay-jay
Bill: *Calls Tom* DUDE oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay!!
Tom: Aweshum
by Crzycoco February 1, 2010