mcwanker
a person who despises mcdonalds and its influence on western society yet remains a hypocrite, a contributer to the problem
mcwanker by haywood jablomi March 6, 2005
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macwanker
The archetypal smug mac owner. They can be easily identified by their smug expression and masturbatory habits involving Apple hardware and/or photos of Steve Jobs.
They often hang out in posh coffee bars and wear berets while talking about how their OS is better than Windows while not mentioning their overpriced warranties (£200 warranty for something that "just works"? you're kidding right?).
They often hang out in posh coffee bars and wear berets while talking about how their OS is better than Windows while not mentioning their overpriced warranties (£200 warranty for something that "just works"? you're kidding right?).
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Tory Mcwalker
Rory and Tate walkers loving an no longer secret relationship. Third base is confirmed. Their love is rooted out of Tate’a fetish for Rowers who go to Tesco every day.
Tory Mcwalker by Whole School Opinion November 13, 2019
Janky Mcjankerson
Janky Mcjankerson is the proper name you give to any individual who displays any type of janky behavior giving one a proper title as to be a little bit more higher class than the rest of the janky population
It looks like old Janky Mcjankerson is at it again looks like he got a shopping cart full extra janky shit today .
Janky Mcjankerson by Almightynessgemini January 17, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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