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Daddy McFaddy

Somebody who is short and pudgy (usually male) slips in and out of slippery situations. Usually could be found running around without a shirt, covered in lube and spreading it upon others.
We all had to run out of the locker room when we saw daddy McFaddy enter covered in goo and slime.
Daddy McFaddy by Krooty June 25, 2018
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macpaddy 

This is what happens when a company finds out that they're in the poo after diddling someone, and then finding out that they're working for the press.
"I asked him for a tracking number for my Macpadd , but he threw a Macpaddy"
macpaddy by Loonybean November 4, 2009
A mythical device said to be created by unicorns and fairies that will cure you from STD's, cancer, receding hairline, gingivitis and most cases of jock itch. Will not protect you from the H1N1 virus as it is used in the manufacturing process.

An actual sample of said device has never been found since the Mythical Creatures Manufacturing Union chapter 48 has closed down talks and have went on strike.
Tom: Man come look at this cool ass Macpadd mouse pad I'm going to order. It says that I can save the world if I purchase this thing.

Frank: What? It's a slab of aluminum with some rubber shelf matting. I can make you that right now in the garage.

Tom: But look, it says it will protect me from the H1N1 virus. You know I don't like getting sick.

Frank: It's aluminum. A quick shot of Lysol, or better yet bleach, would work out better.

Tom: But I'm an Apple connoisseur and I need this. It has Mac in the name so it must be fancy.

Frank: Whatever. It's your money asshat. I'm going to the bar.
macpadd by NunyoBidnez November 4, 2009

fatty mcdaddy 

fatty mcdaddy is a kid with 1 dad and 28 kids ( they were all adopted). hes fat and loves mcdons especially 20 nuggs
I want to be one of fatty mcdaddys kids

Fatty mcdaddy 

Fatty mcdaddy is a kid from Jerusalem he prays to Buddha with his son and 28 grandchildren.he eats lots of gherkins that's why he's called fatty mcdaddy.
See that fatty mcdaddy praying to jesus over there? He's really religious
Fatty mcdaddy by Religious nun March 22, 2017

McDaddie 

A nickname for someone named Madison or Maddie
Bob: "Hey McDaddie"
Maddie: Oh hey there Bob"
McDaddie by yourlocalmcdaddie August 14, 2020