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Minority Candidates Only Need Apply. What everybody knows but nobody will dare say publicly for fear of being labeled a racist bigot, Applies primarily to positions and especially internships in media, sports, and academia.
Chad: man I sure hope I get that internship at ESPN this summer.

Biff: bro don't you know that's a MCONA job! Your whiteness means another summer working the Wendy's drive thru!
MCONA by Dmarsha March 13, 2022
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Mounia, is a common girl's name meaning "wish, desire" that is a variant of the Arabic name Mouna and in exceptional cases adapted to Mounz for cuteness reasons. It can be used as an adjective, noun, or adverb. It is often applied to describe an exceptional female known for her beauty that radiates from inside and outside. Also known as ‘the one who shines’, ‘the one full of grace’ or, ‘the one who has fair tanned skin’. In ancient times Mounia was a mythological being known for her strength, wisdom, grace, and charismatic allure. Thus, adored by men and praise by women who WISHed to be like her. In approximately 1711 BC, Mounia was an iconic symbol that represented female-strength, pride, independence, and motherhood. Often illustrated standing tall, wearing a cape and hand-wraps, carrying (at least) three happy freshwater turtles.

In general it refers to a big-hearted and kind person full of radiating-life-force that genuinely cares, served with a golden smile. Mounia is characterized as a warm-hearted, passionate altruistic person, that gives boundless love to those she calls her inner circle and treats them with grace. In short, Mounia is a lovable individual, one will easily fall head-over-heels with. She’s rather at peace, discrete, and has a subtle presence. However, once noticed, you are instantly drawn to her by some type of magnetic vortex, unfamiliar to modern science. Some would even call it magical.
Adjective
-They undoubtedly sacrificed it all, at their own expense solely driven by mounia motives, for their love is unconditional.
-Mounia vibes are what umami seems for taste; the feeling of excitement, tranquility, mystic fun, and vigor, balanced in harmony.

Noun
-You see that girl over there? I bet she’s a Mounia, I bet if you get a bit closer and look into her big bright eyes, you’ll lose yourself and dispatch from gravity.

-She might be some type of Mounia, caution is advised. Underestimating such cuteness might result in long-term (+48h) damaging effects, in particular by right hooks and/or low-kicks.

Verb
-Don’t worry so much, just mounia yourself in there and you’ll surely win your mother-in-law's heart.
-Once I got mouniaed so server, eating nor sleeping was possible, for my mind, was flabbergasted by this wonderful creature.
Mounia by Eckhart310 January 21, 2021
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mouni mound Mouna Mounder mccunt mounch Mcgunga mounara mounce Mounding
A name where (yo)u come(s) before i do(es).
She: "Hey, I've never heard this name before"
Mounil: "Yeah, there are a lot of Monils, but u make(s) me unique"
Mounil by YourEverydayRandomGuy February 23, 2019
(meh*gun*dee) Bad, terrible, awful, Created by League of Legends players to describe anything and everything.
"Michael, You are Mcgundy at ADC."
mcgundy by BreastMilkBandit November 18, 2013

Cunty McCunty Cunt 

A pompous male that is such an asshole that if he were a female he would be a colossal cunty bitch
The boss's son treats us like he owns the place instead of his asshole dad.

Ya, he's a real Cunty McCunty Cunt for sure.
Cunty McCunty Cunt by Cunty Joe September 23, 2016

Mound Kid 

A mound kid is one of those students that constantly hangs on the mound, they are always wearing expensive hip designer clothes, they secretly smoke weed right in front the administration without getting caught and are mostly of the Caucasian race with a tiny portion of African Americans and Hispanics. They are often mistaken for hippies. Mound kids usually party really hard often with their neighbors and friends from all over the area. Mound kids mostly originate from the shitty white trash areas in southern California and know pretty much every white person there. About 96% of them are usually drug addicts, stoners and alcoholics. Mound boys usually wear giant sunglasses, skinny jeans and loose T-shirt, they talks slow have blood shot eyes, and some of them are pretty smart/artistic. Unlike the mound girls who are usually backstabbing, conceited, and have bad hygiene But both just love to judge people who don’t dress right, smoke right, and party right. They also secretly rule school, are rich, are the center of attention and are exceptionally good looking. Some get good grades while some don’t but the teachers still love them.
"Did you see that mound kid? He is so high, too bad the teachers are so stupid they'll never notice.”

"Look at that mound kid! He probably got high last night at that party in the valley."

“Why are your eyes red?”

“I just smoked a bowl defore I got here.”

“Dude, really?"

“Nah."
Mound Kid by greeneyedbiter July 13, 2009

blouse mounds 

A nice pair of tits that raise a chicks clothing.
Joe- Look at Lisa's boobs they're about to pop out

John- She got those blouse mounds
blouse mounds by Yangology94 January 11, 2014