McNigga

A broke nigga that works at McDonald's that behave pretty well because he has no hustle & will be homeless if he leaves ya. McNiggas only available at participating locations. Regular price, $10k a year + benefits (snap, ebt, wic if pregnancy occurs, etc..). For a limited time only, Free with after your 200th McRibs and Dirty Sprite combo. No substitutions. Subject to change, quality may vary, no refunds.

Cashier: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
Customer: Can I get a McNigga, Large Dick, no side bitches?
Cashier: For here or to go?

McNigga by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 27, 2019

McNigglet 

A derogatory term for an obese black child that has been fed on a steady diet of Big Macs and fries since birth.

That McNigglet over there is going to die of a heart attack and diabetes before he hits 20.

McNigglet by koalaroo February 28, 2008

Chicken McNiggas 

A group of niggas who love chicken.

Mom, can I have some money for McDonald's? Are you going with your friends? Yeah, me and the Chicken McNiggas are going. We all love chicken.

Chicken McNiggas by Joshman313 January 19, 2016

McDivitt 

A term that describes any person who is depressed and manic at the same time. They may seem sad yet appreciate discussion, or perhaps distant yet vulnerable when they're present.

A McDivitt can be confused with a bipolar person, the difference being that bipolar people don't usually have manic and depressive symptoms concurrently while a McDivitt often does.

Bipolar with rotating periods of mania and depression is much more common.

Be kind to a McDivitt as they're actually emotional and extremely reliable, even if their apathetic and dramatic behaviors might lead you to believe otherwise.

Man, that girl is definitely a McDivitt. One minute she was telling me about feeling hopeless and the next she was listing memes like a machine gun.

McDivitt by 2.615074 July 8, 2022

Rocket McNigger 

When a black man puts a McDonalds french fry into his dickhole then stick his penis into a woman's asshole and ejaculates the fry deep inside her asshole like a rocketship taking off

Guy 1: Last night i gave this thot a Rocket McNigger
Guy 2: What the fuck is that
Guy 1: Google it

Rocket McNigger by McDonalds1234 September 14, 2018

minivan theory 

A scientifically tested theory that proves the following:

1) If you are driving a motor vehicle in the passing lane of a highway and are suddenly forced to slow down because of a slow moving vehicle, 9 times out of 10 the vehicle causing the slowing is a minivan.

2) If you are driving a motor vehicle in any lane of a highway or throughfare and another vehicle is tailgating you, there is a likely probability that the vehicle is a minivan and the driver is a MALE that is pissed off that he is driving a minivan.

The following observations conclude the following:

No matter what, Minivans will never aid your driving experience and will always make it worse in every instance.

Of course! A woman driving a minivan 30 miles an hour on the interstate. Do you need any further proof of minivan theory?

minivan theory by ragemeek March 27, 2007

minivan

Similar to the shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist up the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

She's such a slewbag I had no problem parkin' the minivan in her.

minivan by Minivanna White May 13, 2005