A very clumsy fat person. Dresses in the "grunge" style, and wears skateboardingshoes. Has a multitude of wounds from all of the injuries caused by falling/tripping of the legs.
"Wha...Who...WHOOOOAAA!!!!!"
"Somebody call the ambulances, Chubby McJefferson's fucked himself up again"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.