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McGuyver Smoker 

is a very handy guy to have around especially when it comes to REEFER.
He can create a smoking device out of anything
Guy 1: Yo man we are out of papers.

mcguyver smoker: ok get me a toilet paper roll, a corckscrew, and some tin foil

Guy 1: we dont have a corkscrew

mcguyver: ok get me an avocado, an icepick, and my snorkel

Mcgiver Diver

Man on top of the bed while woman is on the floor laid out with ass open wide. The man on the bed jumps off the bed trying to put his dick in the girls ass.
Bobby tried the Mcgiver Diver and broke his dick

The McGuyver Theory 

Saying that since McGuyver can make anything out of nothing, McGuyver can fix any and all problems.
Guy 1: My car battery died in the middle of nowhere
Guy 2: If McGuyver were here he would use dirt, pocket lint and catus needles to make a new car battery and drive us home.
Guy 2 used The McGuyver Theory
The McGuyver Theory by neanngis September 22, 2009

mcguyver 

Building crazy things out of seemingly useless or unrelated objects.
Hendo mcguyver'd up a mic.
mcguyver by al May 5, 2004

McGuivering 

McGuivering is the art of fixing broken objects or creating new useful objects using only things you find on the floor or in your pocket.

Any McGuiver worth his salt would never leave home without Duct Tape, WD40 and a packet of matches.

Closely linked to James Bonding.
"Hey Simon can you come and fix my fuse box?"
"Sure, just give me some bluetac and some cotton tips and I will McGuiver it for you"

"Hey Simon did you just get an electric shock?"
"Yeh but its kinda expected when you go McGuivering"

mcguyverable 

Any problem that can be solved with household or other ordinary items in a creative manner, often including dental floss.
Broken dishwasher? That's totally mcguyverable, I'll get the floss.
mcguyverable by ethan December 15, 2002