mcgurkle

a shiny penis

OMG Melissa, did you see that mcgurkle?

mcgurkle by leshen25 February 18, 2011

mcgurk combo

Once someone has been given a mcgurk and they fall to the floor you would then stomp on their nuts causing even more humor and ending all chances of reproduction for the receiver of the mcgurk combo.

After i gave that kid a mcgurk and he fell, i decided to mcgurk combo his ass with a good stomp to prevent reproduction.

mcgurk combo by badandyale2 April 4, 2009

mcgurk 

A mcgurk is a very swift slap to the nuts often causing severe pain, to which the reciever will fall to the floor.

Tim was getting jizzy in the bar last night so George walked by and gave him a good mcgurk, then laughed as he fell to the floor.

mcgurk by Badandyale April 4, 2009

McGurkined 

When u are having sex w a chick and she squirts and u put it in a cup and add skittles drink mix

I McGurkined her bitchass

McGurkined by Coopwhite March 9, 2021

Circus McGurkus 

If you know, you know.

“You don’t voluntarily join the circus mcgurkus...if you catch mah drift”

Circus McGurkus by Whacker de Tallíes December 21, 2019

McGurk 

(verb) to inflict severe pain and damage to friends and acquaintances by the administration of excessive quantities of alcohol, especially of an exotic, unusual, or unnecessary variety.

(expletive): "McGurk!" - the cry of pain, shame, and self-loathing uttered when one realises that one has been McGurked (q.v.)

(On waking, the morning after, in poor condition): "Oh no, I've been McGurked!"

(When meeting someone who appears to be suffering): "What happened to you?" "I got McGurked last night"

McGurk by SexReject February 5, 2010

Coach McGurk 

1. A character in Home Movies.
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave

"Hey, did you see Coach McGurk today?"

"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."

Coach McGurk by Natepalm June 19, 2006