Natepalm's definitions

underpants gnomes

A general term for short-ass freshmen (occasionally uperclassmen) who have yet to hit puberty and appear to be in the fourth grade (both in physical appearance, psychological development and writing ability). Usually have some strange/repulsive/childish personal habits (Ex: playing one-man football). Non-anime boobies are like kryptonite to them. Often carry airport bags in lieu of backpacks, believed to be full of stolen underpants (this cannot be confirmed due to their kung-fu grip ability), suspected to be a part of the shadowy and sinister "Phase 2". Reviled by all but the most desperate or demented fanboys and otaku. Sometimes abbreviated to UPGs.

"you wanna hang out in Steve's room?"

"nah, the Underpants Gnomes are in there watching Pokemon again."

by Natepalm October 17, 2003

electric pencil

a mechanical pencil.

"Zach, need electric pencil"

by Natepalm October 17, 2003

Domepiece

A kid whose head is way the fuck too big for his body, to the point that he almost looks like a Chibi character. Usually either has a Prince Valiant haircut or looks like he lost a fight with a weed whacker. Is oblivious to the meaning of the word "tool." Believed to be a subspecies of Underpants Gnome.

"Can I speak with The Dome?"

by Natepalm October 19, 2003

ICP gnome

1. A short-ass kid, sometimes an Underpants Gnome, who is obsessed with Insane Clown Pussies and won't shut up about being "down with the clown."
2. Annoying as fuck.

"Oh great, here comes the ICP Gnome."

by Natepalm October 19, 2003

bullshit logic

1. Any system of thinking which flies in the face of reason and common sense; unfairness in the guise of fairness; hypocricy.

2. Pointless rules, which, if taken to their logical extremes, are quite obviously fucked-up.

3. Basically the same thing as "Bent-Penis Math Equations."

So by your bullshit logic, if two people were shooting at each other and I was shot, I'd be arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.

by Natepalm October 19, 2003

Eye-hump

To stare at someone in a creepy, sexual way, usually for several minutes without blinking or stopping when the person being eye-humped realizes he/she is being mentally undressed (and doesn't even want to think what else) by the eye-humper. If done right, very unnerving.

"Elmo likes to eye-hump you!"

by Natepalm October 19, 2003

Brondonize

To ruin a phrase, band, etc. through overuse or chronic misuse. Can also be ruined by a certain person or group using it (Ex. an Ex-girlfriend, posers), or unintentionally mangled (Ex. a friend who can't do a good Mr. Mackey impression to save his life, but insists on doing it over and over because he thinks he's great at it). Sadly, anything can be Brondonized: movies, sexual positions, entire genres of film.

"I can't stand this song anymore. My ex-girlfriend Brondonized it."

"The posers at Hot Topic are trying to Brondonize Iron Maiden. Bastards."

by Natepalm October 19, 2003