12 definitions by Natepalm
To stare at someone in a creepy, sexual way, usually for several minutes without blinking or stopping when the person being eye-humped realizes he/she is being mentally undressed (and doesn't even want to think what else) by the eye-humper. If done right, very unnerving.
by Natepalm October 19, 2003
1. A short-ass kid, sometimes an Underpants Gnome, who is obsessed with Insane Clown Pussies and won't shut up about being "down with the clown."
2. Annoying as fuck.
2. Annoying as fuck.
by Natepalm October 19, 2003
To ruin a phrase, band, etc. through overuse or chronic misuse. Can also be ruined by a certain person or group using it (Ex. an Ex-girlfriend, posers), or unintentionally mangled (Ex. a friend who can't do a good Mr. Mackey impression to save his life, but insists on doing it over and over because he thinks he's great at it). Sadly, anything can be Brondonized: movies, sexual positions, entire genres of film.
"I can't stand this song anymore. My ex-girlfriend Brondonized it."
"The posers at Hot Topic are trying to Brondonize Iron Maiden. Bastards."
"The posers at Hot Topic are trying to Brondonize Iron Maiden. Bastards."
by Natepalm October 20, 2003
1. A character in Home Movies.
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave
"Hey, did you see Coach McGurk today?"
"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."
"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."
by Natepalm October 20, 2003
A kid whose head is way the fuck too big for his body, to the point that he almost looks like a Chibi character. Usually either has a Prince Valiant haircut or looks like he lost a fight with a weed whacker. Is oblivious to the meaning of the word "tool." Believed to be a subspecies of Underpants Gnome.
by Natepalm October 19, 2003
1. A small, ugly, humanoid that lives under a bridge and guards the entrance to The Gap, asking customers riddles.
2. A small, ugly student that lives in the school and gives head to twizzlers. Not to be confused with the Underpants Gnomes.
2. A small, ugly student that lives in the school and gives head to twizzlers. Not to be confused with the Underpants Gnomes.
by Natepalm October 29, 2003