The finest automobile ever produced. It has a wenkel 13B twin-rotor engine that will match the power out put of any V-8. With the addition of the twin turbo option and a few minor engine mods(cold air induction and other simple up grades), the RX7 is virtually unbeatable.
Mustang/Camaro owner: "Wow, that RX7 has some really nice tail lights!"
Dickhole in a Honda: " Really? I only got to see them for a few seconds before he was too far ahead of me to tell!"
Dickhole in a Honda: " Really? I only got to see them for a few seconds before he was too far ahead of me to tell!"
by RX-007 June 24, 2003
The Mazda 2 may be small and simple but she is an all mighty machine! Ripping around in a manuel of one these will have you to your destination faster than any polo or golf could get you! These beasts possess the most reliable qualities, having parts the cost of an HSP and only needing to be filled up once in a blue moon. This godlike car is for attractive legends that make good financial decisions.
Friend: I cant believe how much money I spend to maintain my extra af car!
Mate of Friend: You should have just bought one of these mighty Mazda 2's!
Mate of Friend: You should have just bought one of these mighty Mazda 2's!
by MightyAussie February 13, 2019
Known for its 0-60 in 34 seconds and shitty body. Usually comes in the worst colors known to man. Booger green, Menstrual red, Dirt white, and the worst of all beige. Engine is powered by 50 gerbals. With its infamous 3 cylinder engine. Often compared to the geo prizm, and mountain dew bottle. Never working ac, radio, cd player, lights, even seat belt. Know the most annoying rattling a single car can make. brand new brakes will sound like nails to a chalkboard. and dont forget the emergency brake will never work. The car chooses if they wanna roll down the windows.
Im driving my mazda protege on a normal day and notice that a tire has flown past my car only 2 miles passed that i noticed that was my tire.
by Hoopty Handlers October 17, 2008
The act of inserting the sucking tip of a dustbuster into one's anus during intercourse, and then turning it on. The accumulation of fecal matter on the end of the vacuum resembles the front of a rusty car, and the sound of the dustbuster running sounds like a car with a faulty muffler.
Ron: Hey Jeff, I gave Rhonda a Used Mazda last night! She loved it, but an anal bead got caught in the mechanism and destroyed the damn thing.
Jeff: What the hell are you talking about?
Jeff: What the hell are you talking about?
by Thereyougoreddit June 1, 2009
Mazda Bt50, built in Thailand as a platform share with a Ford ranger.
Usually ownership is by trades people and men who find they don't like all the anal sex that is involved in owning a Triton
Usually ownership is by trades people and men who find they don't like all the anal sex that is involved in owning a Triton
by Walkers Bay November 19, 2019
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