DIRTY MAYNARD

V. The act of extruding your partners asshole with your mouth then inserting it into your ass while both taking a shit.

GF 1. Last night I sucked his asshole so hard its still popped out.

GF 2. OMG you gave him a Dirty Maynard?
GF 1. Girl you know I did!!!
GF 2. I hope you cleaned up afterward...?
GF 1. That shit was so hard to get out.

by dirty maynard December 8, 2014

Maynard Jensen

The only person who loves the cock more than Anna Nicole Smith.

Wow, Maynard Jensen would give Anna Nicole a run for her money.

by blueskiesblueeyes November 24, 2008

Conor Maynard

A real sexy mofo ;)

Girl 1: omg! Conor Maynard is so sexy!

Girl 2: I know! I love him!

by Lalaccgreat December 13, 2017

KYLE MAYNARD

A guy who knows nothing about football

Kyle Maynard: Liverpool won 1-0
Gus: shut up kyle you know nothing about football why don't you go die or something
Kyle: lol

by mashupawesome November 23, 2021

Mr Maynard

Great Fella, Honestly just a fantastic fella, what a fella, he likes to eat fellas, your mum is a fella.

Mr Maynard's Famous Quote: Hey Fellas, today were doing mentals mastery

by Mr Maynard's Son May 2, 2019

sandy-maynard

when a wet bottom attracts sand to it and becomes irritable for the victom's anal shpinctor, and sand gets trapped in the colon.

oh man, I got a serious sandy-maynard last week when I went to the beach!

by Mylo Howard May 19, 2007

Maynard Family

A family from Yonkers New York. A big ass family who is well known

"Yo, don't mess wit, them, they maynards."

by ill' skillz December 15, 2004