mayerism

The act and/or actions in which one would live by as an UBER john mayer fan. Sharing copious amounts of unecessary facts with the rest of the world. Basically, being obsessed with john mayer and pushing him and his music on the rest of the world!

Making a small "john mayer" christmas tree for your room or a John Mayer Centre piece for your thanksgiving dinner.

by dave December 20, 2003

Mayer

A very Sexy person. Often recognized as the boss. He owns at everything he does.

Damn I wish I was a Mayer....

by Bonesaws November 25, 2009

Mayers

Mayers are lovely people that work hard and don’t take nothing from no one. No matter what they will be there for you. They’re also very smart and love music.

Girl: Wait you know a Mayers?
Boy: Of course I do
Girl: Ahh your so lucky! I want one!

by All unique November 2, 2019

mayered

When someone gets so completely drunk that they dont speak inteligible English. Shit-faced.

Did you see Bill last night? He was mayered. I think he went home with that fat chick after he pissed in Mikes car.

by Kevin Mayer May 10, 2006

mayeration

being entirely utterly obsessed with john mayer to the point where you want to be him/be with him

learning guitar at high level when you cant read music.

by liz November 9, 2004

Mayer

A person who is kind loyal and makes a great bestfriend.

They are such a Mayer!

by lazymuffin February 4, 2017

Mayer

The Male equivalent to a Jayer. Cuffs Jayers is not a smuv pure player.

Dude keshon is such a mayer.

by billyfillipd4president April 5, 2011