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Mayan Sacrifice 

1. Human sacrifices offered to the gods of the Mayan people usually were captured Mayan enemies. 2. The act of being put down in front of high ranking managers by someone who isn't qualified to speak on your behalf nor provides factual information about yourself but are impowered to do anything about it because you aren't in attendance during the procedings.
1. Apocalypto has some kicking Mayan sacrifices particularily the heart extractions rock. 2. Karen offered you up in Mayan sacrifice in front of the VP of Sales and corp CEO. You might as well sell fish taco's in Clute because your promotability has been flushed down the crapper.
Mayan Sacrifice by Roland819 December 7, 2006

mayan sleeper

when you choke a person by placing your genitals inside his or her mouth and ejaculating in both of their nostrils.
bill: otto, what happened to luke?
otto: had to give that bitch the mayan sleeper!

mayn's't'at'gh'we'th'j 

A verb that means to not may want to be at the mayness of the may wanting to be a may. it is a verb that only the classiest of classy persons may understand and so use. mayn's't'at'gh'we'th'j you be a classy person who is classy enough to be in use of classy words that in fact make no sense?
mayn's't'at'gh'we'th'j you be in possession of my laughing ass hairs? i mayn's't'at'gh'we'th'j left them in my other ass hairs?

mayan sleeper

the act of inserting one's testicles into a girl (or boy) mouth and cumming into that person's nostrils. the lack of oxygen causes them to "go to sleep"
jorge gave david a mayan sleeper the other day and now david is dead. hahaahaha
mayan sleeper by neil flannagen October 31, 2007

Maya's meant to bee

Maya's meant to bee, is when the famous German, Maya The Bee, discovers, some bee, is in love with her! A joke, for Maya The Bee fans!
Maya's meant to bee, when Maya The Bee, discovers drones, or male bees, are in love with her! A. joke!
Maya's meant to bee by I'mcrazy September 12, 2024

Spicy Mayan Chocolate 

The act of having anal sex with hot sauce as lubricant.
Jim: Hey I have some Tabasco, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Suzy: Well I'm thinking we should do the Spicy Mayan Chocolate for our anniversary.

maan singh 

That guy's really cool- is it Maan Singh?