Malkinthekid

Verb: To Troll someone while offering services as a street prostitute

That ugly woman is Malkinthekid-ing on Main Street.

Malkinthekid by Ollyc3 June 4, 2009

Darth Mauling it 

dipping a pretzel, french fry, chip,(or other dipping utensil) in the dip on one side, and again on the other side emulating darth maul, who has a lightsaber with blades on either side. (For example the french fry would be the handle and the two sides with ketchup would be the lightsabery part) It achieves maximum satisfaction.

Good alternative to double dipping

Man: Bro!! are you double dipping!?
Man 2: No bro i'm just darth mauling it, look i dipped the other side
Man:ooooh okay just checking, darth maul on my friend.

Darth Mauling it by The Word Jedi January 21, 2010

Love Mauling 

(Verb) The act being ensnared in a pit of claws, teeth, and furry death whilst petting a kitty.

Person 1: Oh HOLY CRAP! What did that cat do to your hand??

Person 2: The cat wouldn't settle for petting, so I got love mauling instead.

Love Mauling by Mr . Tobi The Bengal October 21, 2011

maulding 

When you are extremely angry upset because something very stupid or unfair happened.

I was maulding after that way I died in Rainbow 6 Siege.

maulding by hardstuck plat June 19, 2021

dalton mauldin 

This really hot baseball player that seriously has every girl drooling over him. Once he gets a girlfriend she better tie him up and lock him in the closet because there is no way his #mauldinos are going down without a fight. He is breaking hearts right and left with his gorgeous smile and country accent. Lets hope his innocence isn't just a facade and he truly is that sweet boy he comes off as. He is pretty much instagram and vine famous, he has tons of girls going after him and he has his own day! (mauldin monday) hit him up on vine, twitter, and instagram. @daltonmauldin (vine) @daltinmauldino (Ask.fm and twitter) @daltonmauldin5 (instagram)

Dalton Mauldin is a very sweet viner who is sick at baseball!
She got them blue jeans...

dalton mauldin by heyyougetbackhere February 11, 2014

Maulin 

One sexy beast.

Damn, I want me a Maulin tonight!

Damn, who wouldn't want a Maulin?

That's Maulin over there,..he is so fine!

Maulin by themercilessone February 4, 2010

Reverse Malkin 

Launching a vicious, factually-challenged, hate-filled personal attack against someone, then claiming the mantle of victimhood when called on your smear job. See Also projection.

Ann Coulter is also a master of the Reverse Malkin. She smeared the 9/11 widows, then cried foul when she was called on it!

Reverse Malkin by J. A. Baker October 25, 2007