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The act of spraying your malk, load or cum in a woman's face.
I'm malking the crap out of Maria's face.
by click25 May 31, 2009
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Malking is a process in which you find a random preagnant woman on the streets, take her to the woods, rape her, rip out the baby, rape the baby, and then beat the mother to death with the baby until both have passed on.
I'll catch you guys later, right now I'm going MALKING
by Dennis April 05, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Malking: One hand at a time leaves contact with the ground and there is a period of double support.
(Walking around on a handstand).
malking: i'm malking around the house.
malked: i malked all the way to the other side of the basketball court.
by Jezeus Folau August 02, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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