An elegantly blending but surprisingly boring hamburger recipe invented by Matthew Patrick. It is like the Double Krabby-Patty with the Works, but with lettuce swapped out for alfalfa sprouts and hamburger buns swapped out for ciabatta bread.
Stephanie Cordato: The MattyPatty is actually not a thrilling burger. It's a very nice burger. It feels like a very upper-end burger.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.