Mättu Borni 

He is such a sexy boy, anybody wants his 3 milimeter defeater. he knows any secret of the universe but his power comes with great disatvantage in battle. Anyone who engages in battle with Mättu Borni will most likely loose because of his mind power.

"OMG, i want him hes a Mättu Borni"

Mättu Borni by sonny123 November 1, 2022

Krish Mattu

Krish Mattu- a hench 14 year old beast who is capable of lifting insane amounts of weight in the gym. He is also known to have a large forehead kink and uses famous anime catch lines such as "sank you".

The well known Krish Mattu stood Infront of me, known as the beast from the east capable of destroying people with a single punch.

Krish Mattu by Lion Panda February 8, 2023

Yuvraj Mattu 

Means someone who is sexy, an absolute unit at most things they do and have strong charisma or alternatively ‘rizz’. It’s also used to describe a person who has the ultimate scamming and hacking skills with the loudest and most powerful curry sharts. Or alternatively used as an insult for someone who’s a weak scrawny bastard.

Person 1: “Hey my ass hurts and stings still from that curry last night, been shitting all day!”
Person2: “I know, I feel like such a Yuvraj Mattu!”

Yuvraj Mattu by TheOneTrueAlpha34.5 April 22, 2024

Masturbaker's dozen 

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

Masturbaker's dozen by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

masturbasement 

secluded, underground space in your home where you can finally jerk off in peace

"After my wife goes to sleep and I kick all of my guy friends out of my downstairs mancave, I get out my pornos and turn it into my very own private masturbasement."

masturbasement by Eric Rohmer October 10, 2014

Manturnity 

When a man's gut is proportionately large for his size. This makes the man appear to be pregnant. Especially when they have skinny legs and no butt.

Bob's gut is getting bigger. Time to get some manturnity cloths.

Manturnity by Taekwondoka July 8, 2014

madtunage 

madtunage:

Ultimate tunage, the most extremely good music
one could possibly have in a collection. The very best of the very best.

Check out this madtunage. It's the ultimate.
I've got madtunage! Throw on some madtunage.

madtunage by madinsomniac August 7, 2007