Sam: "That's because she's pissed as a mattress"
Josh: "I lost all my money in the stock-market yesterday.."
Matt: "Damn, you must be shattered as a mattress"
Nic: "I got a E- in my R.E exam.."
Sean: "You must be stupid as a mattress"
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