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Name invented by 1960s rock group Mothers of Invention for a particular underage groupie shared by several members of the group during a concert stop on Maui in 1966; referred to in several later songs. Alleged actual name Wanda Adams; see Rolling Stone, 1971 interview of Frank Zappa.
by tman March 13, 2004
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1) Large breasts that are fun to play with.

2) A woman with large breasts.
1) "Roberta Pedon had a great set of funbags."

2) "I'd like you to meet my date, Funbags. She calls herself 'Shirley'."
by tman September 6, 2004
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What she says.

He hears: "Fuck off and die."

He thinks: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."
She: "We need to talk."

He: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."
by tman April 8, 2004
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when your ass is your best attribute, this could also happen by default if your chest is as flat as a wall
erika is very flat but has a large asset so its all good.
by tman March 30, 2005
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Noun; a term with several nuanced meanings, popularized by Liz Phair in her 1996 song of the same name:

1) A woman confused about a relationship, but willing to do anything for her man;

2) A very young woman who values her identity as being promiscuously available for oral sex with many men;

3) In many colleges, a young woman who is readily available to a particular group (such as a team or fraternity) for blowjobs.
1) I'll be your blowjob queen.

2) When I was 14, I was a real blowjob queen.

3) And after pledge week, I'll line you up with Wanda, our blowjob queen.
by tman September 16, 2004
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Started off as (Hillary) Duff's Man, but shortened to Duffman to make reference to the mascot.

Stating that one is worthy of Hillary Duff's companionship.
I wanna be her duffman!
by tman November 23, 2004
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A sexually available girl who has many partners.
1) "God, I slept with all of them. I was such a mattress last night!"

2) "I'll introduce you to Suzy. She is such a mattress."
by tman July 4, 2004
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