That's so mattledud 

This would be used after mattledud says anything at all. Note: The "so" should be in italics.

That's so mattledud

That's so mattledud by mattledud April 29, 2011

Matlocked 

To use ones meatwand to remove the teeth of an unsavory member of society with a hammer like motion.

Corey notices another recruit in the squadbay whos teeth are missing. The all knowing guide informs him that the cause is simple...a recruit tied him down and "matlocked" him with his hoohoo.

Matlocked by The Truth Does Hurt March 24, 2009

matlocked 

anything that can or will happen that is bad to yourself or what u do.

you might not wanna get matlocked.

matlocked by donny matlock September 1, 2007

Matlocked 

To excrete semen on the face of a "dishonest"" person. Typically this manuever is performed on an unsuspecting and infidelitous partner.

Man, I found out that girl was a complete whore, so I Matlocked all over her mouth.

Matlocked by broncoweb November 23, 2009

Matlowed 

When someone fucks up horribly
ex: Threatening to shoot up a school

Boy 1: You just Matlowed!
Boy 2: I did not fuck up! I did a good job!

Matlowed by Macaroni McDonald The Third May 13, 2018

Matlocked 

One who buys a stock at the top from a twitter pump and the holds as it crashed 100 percent

Damn, my portfolio red asf.....I got Matlocked son

Matlocked by NotKyle6969 March 11, 2021

Matlocked 

When a pumper chooses a stock that has already ran and tell his followers to buy at the top so he can get out at his cost basis.

You should buy $GME….

2 weeks later I’ve been Matlocked…

Matlocked by Zach Morris Hater July 2, 2021