by BDB🍆 January 5, 2018
Matthias is one pussy ass boy he thinks he is cute but only few girls like him he can sometimes be annoying and thinks that he can fight
by Bbadbishh February 21, 2019
Matthias Helvar is not bulletproof
by Simping.for.bakingsoda May 31, 2021
There are two types of Matthias moment, just like there are two types of diabetes.
A 'Type 1' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really mean/rash towards someone.
A 'Type 2' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really creepy/seedy towards someone.
A 'Type 1' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really mean/rash towards someone.
A 'Type 2' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really creepy/seedy towards someone.
Type 1 - "Oh I was such a prick to David. That was such a Matthias moment, Type 1"
Type 2 - "Oh I had such a Matthias moment, Type 2, with Matt; he said 'In you go baby!'"
Type 2 - "Oh I had such a Matthias moment, Type 2, with Matt; he said 'In you go baby!'"
by Ya Boi Matty Ten Mahayehfieken September 10, 2017
When you masturbate to Kanye West using a mater beater while listening to Donda then you cream on a picture of Kanye West and give it to your friend as a gift.
by KanyeWestHasALargePenis October 29, 2021
Bryan: Hey, Matthias!
Joey: I’m not Matthias! I ‘m Joey!
Bryan: When did you get those Matthias ears?
Joey: I’m not Matthias! I ‘m Joey!
Bryan: When did you get those Matthias ears?
by IHasPseudonym January 6, 2019
A certain person we know by many....lykd by few, with a certain pair of breasts with a sagging tendeny that'd whiplash any grandma
Wow, that girl is really hott...*girl turns round*....fucking hell, she's got tits on her lyk a saggy matthias!
by John April 14, 2005