matterate 

To rate something that matters to you whether of major or minor importance

Those poptarts are so awesome, you should matterate them!

matterate by conversition March 31, 2009

Mastercation 

Due to intense lack of funds, a mastercation is a "staycation" wherein the only planned activity for amusement is masturbation. Should only be attempted by the truly pathetic.

I signed up for Naughty America for three days for $1.95, so I think I'm going to take Monday off and have myself a little mastercation.

Mastercation by RoboNasty July 21, 2009

mastercate

the process of chewing food

The boy will mastercate this piece of pie

mastercate by fistacuffs August 8, 2003

matterbate 

matt from twith who indeed is an eternal sex god

matt wants matterbate while reading this but he is live streaming

matterbate by matterbate February 23, 2014

Mastercating

Simultaneously chewing, eating food and giving yourself "self love" masturbating.

I walked in to see my boyfriend mastercating while drinking a slurpee and eating nachos. He is a multi tasker!!

Mastercating by Amawee21 May 16, 2016

matterass 

Matterass- mattress but in a janky way

“Your matterass is in a weird place.”

matterass by Creator of Matterass December 26, 2022

mastercate

eat, snack, often confused with masterBate.

stop mastercating, i can see your wenis
don't mastercate, it'll ruin your appitite for me, baby, rawr!!!

mastercate by Anna and Jessa December 28, 2005