matron 

An exclamation that usually follows a double-entendre, as a way of showing that the author is aware of making said double-entendre. Derived from the 'Carry on' series of films.

"I can't wait to get my hands on her cherry tarts. Matron!"

matron by mat-huss April 15, 2008

Matron-of-Dishonor 

We all know at least one uninhibited girlfriend who really blew it at somebody's wedding by drinking so much that they ended up waking up with the "Worst Man" in some cheesy motel with no idea how they got there ... or whose clothes they're wearing backwards.

"Whoa! Where am I? Who the hell are you? " screeched the Matron-of-Dishonor. "The last thing I remember is quarterbacking to catch the bouquet! Why are my false eyelashes stuck to my nipples!? "

Matron-of-Dishonor by Scribester March 10, 2018

Oh matron! 

A rection to:
1.Something sexual/sexual inuendo.
2.When you're about to blow like Krakatoa.

Similar to 'Thats what she said!'

Coined by the Carry On films of the 1960/70's, brought back into use in 2012.

''Come in though the back door!''
''Oh matron!''

Oh matron! by BlasdairBorris123 June 24, 2013

power matron

An older woman usually 60 years or older, impeccably put together. Hair, makeup, & clothing together makes you look twice and admire her overall style.

WOW, Who was that Power Matron in the car with you?

power matron by Ms Knows It August 26, 2022

dutch matron 

a respected woman, known for her skill in performing dutch sex acts (e.g. dutch rudder, dutch porpoise, dutch sandwich, also coordinating dutch slave ships)

Ryan Seacrest (dutch matron numero uno)

dutch matron by your mom's favorite dutchman July 21, 2010

Macron

Macron is a name for a person that's unemployed and gets by living off the government whilst being a e-begger and doxxer

I used to dontate to Macron because i felt sorry for him living below the poverty line. But i made the mistake of donating and that gave him my personal information. Now i have non stop pizzas sent to my home

Macron by Chad Romero December 6, 2019

Marton 

Marton is the perfect guy. He is attractive, knows what he wants, is independent, funny, strong, has magical eyes and yes, has a HUGE dick. He has his flaws, but takes pride of them. He will treat his girl like a princess and is the most loving guy you’ll meet... they’re obsessed with him. If you ever meet a Marton make sure you treat him like a king or he will make sure someone else will.

Wow look at Marton... isn’t he perfect!
I want Martons HUGE cock

Marton by Tasha klent January 7, 2021