Budding religion being promoted by illiterate teenagers on the internet. Based around the movie The Matrix. Practicioners believe the real world is a hoax that's being pulled on us by robots, space aliens, or multinational corporations depeding on which one you ask. The key to open the door to perception is often thought to be acid, mushrooms, or some other drug. Because if the hippies taught us anything, they taught us that all the stuff you see on acid is real and makes perfect sense. Hey, good luck with that, guys.
There are several interesting parallels between the Matrix movies and the New Testament, however:
-In both cases, they start off with a somewhat reluctant Messiah figure who somehow transcends mortality before whizzing off into space (end of the first Matrix movie, Jesus' bodily assumption into heaven).
-Said Messiah figure says many interesting things, such as "Blessed are the meek" (New Testament), or "Whoa" (The Matrix).
-Both the Matrix movies and the New Testament start out well but eventually meander off into a disorganized pile of crap into which the authors threw every half-assed idea they could think of.
-Both end with a denouement that makes absolutely no sense and is completely unsatisfying.
Given the success of New Testament Christianity, Matrixism may well have what it takes to be a contender on the world's religious stage.
There are several interesting parallels between the Matrix movies and the New Testament, however:
-In both cases, they start off with a somewhat reluctant Messiah figure who somehow transcends mortality before whizzing off into space (end of the first Matrix movie, Jesus' bodily assumption into heaven).
-Said Messiah figure says many interesting things, such as "Blessed are the meek" (New Testament), or "Whoa" (The Matrix).
-Both the Matrix movies and the New Testament start out well but eventually meander off into a disorganized pile of crap into which the authors threw every half-assed idea they could think of.
-Both end with a denouement that makes absolutely no sense and is completely unsatisfying.
Given the success of New Testament Christianity, Matrixism may well have what it takes to be a contender on the world's religious stage.
"Hello, sir! May I come in and talk to you about how Neo and Matrixism have changed my life? No? Oh well, Oracle bless you anyway."
by Bevets' Mom January 29, 2006
by Matry McMatrix November 30, 2003
To dodge an incoming object with great speed and agility. Best if only used to describe somebody dodging something without moving their feet, similar to Neo dodging the agent's bullets in the first Matrix movie.
Let's say that someone throws a basketball at your head and you dodge out of the way by leaning a certain direction, being sure to not move your feet. You have just matrixed the ball. You may now say, "Dood, I matrixed the hell out of that!"
by Bryan Ward November 9, 2006
by mriley29 October 16, 2004
the internet. a computer generated fake reality where even faker people live the fakest lives. inhabitants rarely exercise and although are extroverts 'online' are usually antisocial and have few friends in the real world. they live in blogs instead of blocks, watch youtube instead of real television, have twitter followers instead of friends, hang out on facebook instead of sports bars, make phone calls with skype instead of vodafone and em, change how they look with photoshop instead of plastic surgery and steal music and movies instead of money...smh
that guy spent so much time in the matrix he started to poke people in real life to get their attention and even once tried to photoshop a zit before he went out.
by ed the Word September 14, 2009
(in sci-fi & the hypothetical Kardashev scale science theory)...
A simulated dimension powered by advanced technology, such as a super-computer. (Also known as a 'metaverse').
A simulated dimension powered by advanced technology, such as a super-computer. (Also known as a 'metaverse').
e.g: 'Many alien god theorists say that the gods were physical humanoid extraterrestrials who were so technologically advanced that they scientifically created their own matrix and moved into it where they became conscious divine holograms, but most mortals confused their matrix as a magical realm, because they didn't understand how its state of being was scientifically possible.'
(Notes: A matrix could be inside a device / computer (ie. a contained matrix) or a merged dimension outside of one (ie. an uncontained matrix). An uncontained matrix would be powered by all the stars, through advanced technology.
Please read my definition of a merged dimension and research The Kardashev Scale Theory for more information).
(Notes: A matrix could be inside a device / computer (ie. a contained matrix) or a merged dimension outside of one (ie. an uncontained matrix). An uncontained matrix would be powered by all the stars, through advanced technology.
Please read my definition of a merged dimension and research The Kardashev Scale Theory for more information).
by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis November 29, 2022
When a guy/girl leans in to kiss the other person, but the other person swiftly moves their head away from the kisser ultimately avoiding the kiss.
One of the many methods of denying the 1st kiss on a date.
One of the many methods of denying the 1st kiss on a date.
-Holy shit yo! that chick just MATRIXED you dawg!!
or
-Yo bih, if I go to kiss you, you betta not matrix me!!
or
-Yo bih, if I go to kiss you, you betta not matrix me!!
by G0tch@! April 2, 2010