To dodge an incoming object with great speed and agility. Best if only used to describe somebody dodging something without moving their feet, similar to Neo dodging the agent's bullets in the first Matrix movie.
Let's say that someone throws a basketball at your head and you dodge out of the way by leaning a certain direction, being sure to not move your feet. You have just matrixed the ball. You may now say, "Dood, I matrixed the hell out of that!"
by Bryan Ward November 9, 2006
by blunt_instrument November 18, 2003
When the cumshot is just about to hit you in the face, you swiftly avoid it by quick movement of the head. The spluge of seed will narrowly miss your face and will whirl by so fast and so close that it'll leave a breeze.
"I matrixed Josh's shot so I didn't have to break out the Kleenex."
"Matrixing isn't easy if you're stoned".
"Matrixing isn't easy if you're stoned".
by BigRick2008 May 23, 2017
He matrixed them.
by Ketsan February 5, 2004
When a philosophy teacher gets hit with a question that starts with "Isn't it just like the matrix . . . ?"
by Tony Larussa October 19, 2006
a term describing a controlled environment or situation in which people act or behave in ways that conform to roles pre-determined by a powerful person(s) who decides how the world is supposed to function.
Living on or within a matrix may also be referred to as "on the grid", with greater flexibility and choice available to those who venture off-the-grid.
Living on or within a matrix may also be referred to as "on the grid", with greater flexibility and choice available to those who venture off-the-grid.
After years of living a boring life, working 9-to-5 on the East Coast matrix, he relocated to Portland, Oregon, where he traded his car for a bicycle and started earning a living with his acoustic guitar.
by D.S. Credito March 12, 2015
Morpheus: "Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix really is. You have to see it for yourself."
Neo: "Woah!"
Neo: "Woah!"
by Shay42 February 12, 2005