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matlocked 

anything that can or will happen that is bad to yourself or what u do.
you might not wanna get matlocked.
matlocked by donny matlock September 1, 2007
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Matlocked 

To excrete semen on the face of a "dishonest"" person. Typically this manuever is performed on an unsuspecting and infidelitous partner.
Man, I found out that girl was a complete whore, so I Matlocked all over her mouth.
Matlocked by broncoweb November 23, 2009

Matlowed 

When someone fucks up horribly
ex: Threatening to shoot up a school
Boy 1: You just Matlowed!
Boy 2: I did not fuck up! I did a good job!

Matlocked 

One who buys a stock at the top from a twitter pump and the holds as it crashed 100 percent
Damn, my portfolio red asf.....I got Matlocked son
Matlocked by NotKyle6969 March 11, 2021

Matlocked 

When a pumper chooses a stock that has already ran and tell his followers to buy at the top so he can get out at his cost basis.
You should buy $GME….

2 weeks later I’ve been Matlocked…
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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