Top Definition

shitty ass program that crashes everytime i open it

I hate mathematica. It sucks balls.

by Anonymous
October 05, 2003

2

A sweet program that does calculus and other math for you. Can be a little tricky to learn to use at first, but saves you a lot of time working out integrals and stuff.

Mathematica spoken here (by sweet people).

by miss B-izzy
August 15, 2006

3

A math god!

Ask it a question, and you will get an answer.

Ask it the wrong question and it will tell you how to get an answer.

Ask it a question, and you will get an answer.

Ask it the wrong question and it will tell you how to get an answer.

Jimmy was struggling with his Calculus homework, so he asked Mathematica what the Derivative of Uranus was, and it told him yourmom^2.

by 1badasfuthermucker
October 11, 2009