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Absolutley crap its the worst thing ever i mean in real life why would you need to know about x or y its a load of shite
O my god we got maths today
Oh no its sooooooo borin
by bby lou xxx January 23, 2007
Ironically hated by most def. writers, because without maths, there would be no urbandictionary, no internet, and no computers...

Still, it's one of the most pointless subjects in the world...
2+2 is 5, 5+5 is 15 3+3 is 97,800,678
by PulpDood July 30, 2005
The subject used in highschools to prevent worthless morons who don't deserve to live from feeling like they are smart.
A task that can only not be completed by people without a fully functioning brain.
The subject in school that will actually get you a high paying job.
Since I didn't drop math I'll actually go to a good university
by Angela February 02, 2004
Physics' bitch. Only practical application being in phyiscs; otherwise completely useless. Similar to a whore: only good for one thing.
Sir Isaac Newton developed calculus for use in physics problems.
by Frunkard June 11, 2005
Multiple definitions:
1)The general word used to describe the entire pool of concepts such as arithmetic, algebra, geometry, trigonometry, calculus, etc
2)The second most important thing to learn next to language. Math has an application in almost everything you do. Without math, the world would be a sad place.
3)An impressive concept which you could use to make dumb women think you're another Isaac Newton
4)What you become good at when you start sucking in English class
1)I got to go learn my math!
2)Alright, 25 - 13 is...
3)Ooohhhh, you're like Albert Einstein!
4)In middle school, I got B's in math and D's in English. In high school, I got D's in math and B's in English. What happened?
by BusinessMan May 04, 2005
A subject that is easily understood by people who have learned how to work their brain and how one plus one really equals two. Should you really suck at math, you need to find a functioning brain at E-bay. Inverse of math expert, tin.
Since I know how one plus one equals two, I should know how math works.
by jvchen7 January 28, 2003
the fricking coolest subject in the universe!
mo: i'm bored *sigh*
jo: math?
mo: heck, yes!
by kathleen March 07, 2005