Masturbation: A practice of exorcism used to expel the inner demons which torments a man or woman.

Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.

Talking to hear the sound of your own voice. See mental masturbation or bullshit.

To perform some activity, typically IT related, where performing the activity gives the performer almost sexual pleasure while doing it, yet nothing of any value or lasting value is produced. Mental masturbation is reasonably acceptable in the privacy of the performer's home, but not on their employer's time. Mental masturbation may be the reason for overly complicated and hard to understand solutions being implemented in one company, despite simpler and more commonly understood solutions being used at a number of other companies in the same industry.

When a man masturbates and when it seems he is finished he keeps going, thus making it hurt, this is machine gun masturbation.

Wenis masturbation is commonly known as (in most households) interlocking the wenises of the fingers on both of your hands together. (As apposed to your wenises with someone elses). Most human beings are infact wenial hermaphrodites, which allows them to easily partake in wenis masturbation, without the help of a third hand.

The overwhelming tierdness recieved after a very successful session of masturbation. The snooze is used as a way to relax and restore the body to premasturbation state.