5 definitions by VBruno
A special holiday in which males compete in a competition to see who has the best erection. Simple by balancing a ball on their penis, urinating, and masturbating. Clothes are not permitted on this holiday.
Jamie hosted an annual Erection Day contest to see which penis has the best erection! All because of her bare midriff
by VBruno November 12, 2013
Masturbation is the sexual stimulation sport of one's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed using the hands, fingers, everyday objects, or dedicated sex toys.
Male masturbation techniques are influenced by a number of factors and personal preferences. Techniques may also differ between males who have been circumcised and those who have not. Some techniques which may work for one individual can be difficult or uncomfortable for another.
The most common male masturbation technique is simply to hold the penis with a loose fist and then to move the hand up and down the shaft. This type of stimulation is typically all that is required to achieve orgasm and ejaculation. The speed of the hand motion will vary from person to person, although it is not uncommon for the speed to increase as ejaculation nears and for it to decrease during the ejaculation itself.
Male masturbation techniques are influenced by a number of factors and personal preferences. Techniques may also differ between males who have been circumcised and those who have not. Some techniques which may work for one individual can be difficult or uncomfortable for another.
The most common male masturbation technique is simply to hold the penis with a loose fist and then to move the hand up and down the shaft. This type of stimulation is typically all that is required to achieve orgasm and ejaculation. The speed of the hand motion will vary from person to person, although it is not uncommon for the speed to increase as ejaculation nears and for it to decrease during the ejaculation itself.
It was gym class, and our gym teacher, a midriff baring coach named Jamie, wanted us to do some masturbation exercises. We all took off our clothes, including me. As we lied down on the gym floor naked, my penis began to relax, sway back and forth, and stiffen. Until finally, it got a powerful erection sticking straight up. Then, Jamie handed us some small balls to balance on our penises, similar to a sea lion balancing a beach ball on its snout. Then, Jamie stated to count down from ten to zero. Once she reached zero, she blew her whistle and my penis threw back its head, released the ball, and I began masturbating it. It felt so good. I gritted my teeth as Jamie continued blowing her whistle at me. My penis became coated with precum. The more Jamie blew her whistle, the more harder I masturbated. I started feeling my orgasm build up with every second. My member felt swollen and heavy as his load built up in the head. The other naked boys gathered around Coach Jamie as I finally let out a deep moan like a sea lion. And my hard-on ejaculated a flow of hot white semen that splashed against the floor. My penis bobbed up and down as a few more spurts of semen shot out, then slumped down into my lap. Then, the class cheered and Jamie blew her whistle as I opened my eyes and looked around. I stood up slowly, and Jamie gave me a gold medal for "Being the Best at Masturbation." Then, she gave me a towel so I can wipe off the semen from my penis and the floor.
by VBruno January 5, 2014
An erection is a powerful trick that a penis does when it becomes sexually aroused. Like an elephant's trunk, it can raise up high into the sky. The erection is often used for sexual intercourse and masturbating or even being naked. And teenagers love to get erections, but sometimes, the get an unexpected one in public, and they will try to ignore it.
Ross stared at joy at Julianne's bare midriff as she walked up to the front of the school board. Before long, his penis began to stiffen and relax as it pressed against his jeans. Then he looked down and saw the erection. He took off all of his clothes to give the penis some air. Now, Ross was naked as a seal and lied down on the desk bare and began rubbing the boner with his middle finger. Julianne noticed Ross and became attracted by the session. Finally, the snout of the penis released semen and Ross wiped it off with a towel. Julianne fell in love with Ross and said "Great job masturbating." as I smiled nervously and blushed, and Julianne kissed my bare body.
by VBruno August 20, 2013
Midriffs are the norm of teenager's clothing. Teenage girls tend to wear midriff-baring outfits to look sexy, and to attract males.
Jessica walked up to her boyfriend Jason, and decided to show off her midriff, thus making Jason feel sexually attracted. He said "I love teen midriffs!" Then, Jessica helped Jason take off all of his clothes, thus making him naked as an elephant. Then, Jason's penis began to sway back and forth and sticks straight up at the sky, thus making it now erect. Jessica then started to touch the erect penis and said "I love erect penises! They're so strong!" And she kissed the snout of the hard-on.
by VBruno August 20, 2013
A jungle is a forest land covered with dense vegetation. Some children or people would live in the jungle to make peace and quiet without even being near a city. Most children would often would be nude in the jungle if clothes are outlawed there. Some people would make wooden huts for houses and would sleep with all the noise around. Examples: George of the Jungle and Tarzan live in the jungle.
Jason and Julianne live in the jungle in a wooden hut. Jason is a naked feral child who doesn't wear any clothes, while his girlfriend Julianne on the other hand wears a midriff baring tube top and doesn't mind Jason's nudity. One day, Jason gets an erection and Julianne blows her whistle and Jason's erect penis urinates onto the grass. After which, Julianne with her midriff belly dances for Jason thus making him jerk off after urinating.
by VBruno August 21, 2013