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playing with your nether regions

One Saturday, for whatever reason, I was SUPER horny but i'm single af. My roommate was on a business trip in Nevada, so i had the house to myself. Of course, I pulled up "Netflix" and decided to lose my v-card to a dildo I found in the shower. I stuck the dildo to the bathroom tile, ripped off my shirt and bra, undid my booty shorts, and started playing with myself. i groped at my crotch, pinching and massaging my clit, moaning in ecstasy as I sucked on my triple-d tits. I grabbed my roommate's toothbrush and stuck it up my ass, screaming in delight loud enough for the entire block to hear.
I bounced and twisted my tits until I had leaked about a half cup of milk, and then I rubbed my saliva all over the dildo and gently started bouncing on it, screaming as my tits bounced and the dildo took my v-card. As soon as i got it all in me, I started pumping it fiercely, pinching my nipples and moaning as I pounded my throbbing pussy on that huge fake cock. Right as I cummed, my roommate walked in, wearing the tiniest thong and no bra. She looked at me with that wild vigor in her eyes, and I screamed "GET OVER HERE AND GET IN ME". She walked over, lifted me off of the dildo, sat me on the floor, and frenched me to Paris and back. I licked and bounced and twisted her tits until her nipples were rock hard, and she whispered in my ear "Your turn sweetie pie" with a seductive smile. She threw me against the wall and fisted my pussy, and i screamed for mercy. I grabbed the dildo, shoving it into her pink pussy with no warning, and she immediately collapsed on the floor, writhing in pleasure, her fist still in my pussy as we fell into a heap of tits, pussy, and cum. I said, "PLEASE tell me you have more sex toys", and she answered "No, but please tell me that's not MY toothbrush protruding from that fine ass of yours."

sorry about that, i tried to write about masturbation but it turned into a hot lesbian sex story ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by pssylicker December 29, 2021
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twice the heat, none of the meat

My girlfriend was in the shower and i was incredibly horny. I could tell that she was too, because i could hear her moans from the kitchen. I quickly pulled out my vibrating dildo, threw on some fishnets and booty shorts, and took off my bra.
I snuck into the shower, and she turned around in surprise. She threw me a quick seductive smile, and we started kissing passionately and pinching each other's nipples. I gently kissed her triple-d breasts, and traveled all the way down to her perfect pink pussy. as soon as my tongue touched her clit, she let out a little moan and fell against the shower wall. She quickly flipped me over and said "Your turn sweetheart". With a wild vigor she started pinching and licking my rock hard nipples as i moaned in ecstasy. We started kissing again, and with no warning she stuck her finger up my ass. I quickly grabbed the shower head and sprayed her pussy and she collapsed on the floor, trembling as i stuck one, two, three fingers in her pussy. i pinched and massaged her clit, and stuck the dildo in. she screamed and i put it on the highest vibe setting. She lay on the floor, twitching and moaning, and i took the dildo out of her pussy and she shoved it in mine. i immediately collapsed. She stared doing doggystyle, and i cummed twice. I shoved my whole fist into her, and she screamed "GIVE ME MORE MOMMY PLEASEEE" and i quickly found her g-spot. she gasped, and squirted so far it landed on the vanity. we collapsed in an exhausted heap, and did it all again in the morning :). best lesbian sex i have ever had.
by pssylicker December 30, 2021
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