Man 1: You masturbate that much. It's not even that great
Man 2: Don't hate the bate, it's sex with someone I love
Man 2: Don't hate the bate, it's sex with someone I love
by That man with the thing March 31, 2010
All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
by The clit commander April 10, 2003
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To have sexual intercourse alone. Males usually look at porn while doing this. Take 1 hand put it on the shaft of the penis. rub it up and down until it gets at its full potential. slowly increase your speed until you cant stop. it feels so good and no worries about pregnancy im pretty sure everyone does it sometime during every day.(i know i do)after beating it for a minute or a few you will reach the climax and ejaculate all over. the more you do it the farther you will shoot :D then your penis head becomes very sensative after you shot. Then you quickly turn off your porn, put your clothes back on and act like nothing happened. girls on the other hand take more time to do this. they mostly do it when they are away from people for a long enough time. You sit down usually on a comfortable chair or couch and then u stick your middle finger inside your vagina. Or you can take a few fingers and rub the clitoris (most sensative spot) some girls like to get ready for men in their life or just dont want to risk anything so they use a dildo(a plastic penis)Girls can either bend over and give anal masturbation which feels good or stick it the vagina slowly and deep. the girl will have an orgasm and if goes long enough will also jizz (lots more)girls after masturbation feel worn out and will most likely relax for a few minutes maybe rubbing boobs or clit very slowly.
A:I was masturbating beforee i went to bed last night.
B:Me too.
A:Yeah, Who dosn't.
A:I masturbate every time i get 20 minutes alone.
B:I do it with my sister watching.
A:Girl)Yesterday I masturbated for 40 minutes and i stained my couch
B:Boy)Yeah, i was watching through your window.
A:Girl)Wanna come over tonight and masturbate with me?
B:Girl)Yeah, ill bring my dildo.
A:Girl)Aww Yea! Aawwww awww! yea ! ye!
B:Girl)OH yeah u like that? U want it deeper
A:Girl Aww awww!! (orgasm)
B:Me too.
A:Yeah, Who dosn't.
A:I masturbate every time i get 20 minutes alone.
B:I do it with my sister watching.
A:Girl)Yesterday I masturbated for 40 minutes and i stained my couch
B:Boy)Yeah, i was watching through your window.
A:Girl)Wanna come over tonight and masturbate with me?
B:Girl)Yeah, ill bring my dildo.
A:Girl)Aww Yea! Aawwww awww! yea ! ye!
B:Girl)OH yeah u like that? U want it deeper
A:Girl Aww awww!! (orgasm)
by ibeatoff3timesaday November 26, 2006
by erotica69 September 16, 2005
by el_pichum May 19, 2008
When a man or woman, uses a body part to allow themselves sexual pleasure.
Masturbation often results in a mess of genital fluids. These fluids can be used in many ways such as glue, fertilization, or even for a sweet taste.
To masturbate in a male would be to grap your penis and rub it up and down in a continuous motion.
To masturbate in a female would be to either rub you vagina up and down with a few fingers or to stick a long straight peice of plastic in the shape of a penis(a dildo) in the vagina and pull up and down.
Masturbation often results in a mess of genital fluids. These fluids can be used in many ways such as glue, fertilization, or even for a sweet taste.
To masturbate in a male would be to grap your penis and rub it up and down in a continuous motion.
To masturbate in a female would be to either rub you vagina up and down with a few fingers or to stick a long straight peice of plastic in the shape of a penis(a dildo) in the vagina and pull up and down.
by The Constipator March 9, 2005