mastastic 

adj.

When something is so good you could jank to it.

Also, a really amazing masterbatory session.

Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!

I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!

mastastic by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

Masterpost

A collection of topics/information/links put together into one single post.

"I was looking for the answer masterpost for the final study guide."

Masterpost by MoonlightMeme January 9, 2020

misapostrophication 

1. the incorrect placement of an apostrophe 2. the use of an apostrophe where one is not warranted

The menu at that restaurant has got some serious misapostrophication: they're offering "egg's" and "grit's."

misapostrophication by biggerstep February 1, 2009

masturposting 

The act of posting a message on a forum that is so undoubtedly awesome, that you climax numerous times while writing it.

John was so into his carefully worded tyraid against hotgrrl6969, who inadvertantly posted a thread on the wrong section of the message board, that he unintentionally masturposted all over his keyboard.

masturposting by Geoff B January 21, 2004

Mastapod

A room specifically used for masterbating. Typically found in adult shops for use by customers for a small fee. Usually contains a plastic chair and a TV playing pornography.

Daz was in town and started to feel horny, so he went to Porky's Sex Shop to rip one out in the mastapod.

Mastapod by Jizzmyster08 December 19, 2008

metaposter 

A Metaposter is someone who sees beyond the surface of traditional art, embracing technology as a tool for creativity and innovation, not limitation. Metaposters are part of a forward-thinking community that explores the fusion of human expression and cutting-edge digital tools, pushing the boundaries of art in ways that inspire, challenge, and redefine visual storytelling.

Have you checked out Metaposters.ai? It's where Metaposters—people who see beyond traditional art and embrace technology as a tool for creation—come together to explore and experience innovative digital art.

metaposter by metaposters.ai October 19, 2024

Mastabort 

The act of cancelling masturbation after interruption

I had to mastabort the other day as my mother had just walked in the room mid session!

Mastabort by The Baitor March 19, 2025