massager dick 

A penis that combined with the right rhythmic movement more easily incites an orgasm by being a length that more directly hits the G-spot in vaginal sex, or the prostate during gay anal sex. And may also cause ejaculation.

Considering how quickly his partner orgasmed and ejaculated at the sex party, he must have that massager dick.

massager dick by LeNair Xavier February 25, 2023

Personal massager 

A vibrator, cleverly renamed so that it can be sold at any drug store.

Christina bought a personal massager to help her neck pain. I wonder why they made it 12 inches long and as thick as a coke can? (Buzzing sound and moaning) Hey thats not her neck!

Personal massager by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012

dick massager 

1. a guy at the club who rubs his penis against their dance partner because they don't know how to dance.

2. girls that tease guys at the club by grinding against their bulge.

1.Larry can't dance. He's such a dick massager.

2.Girls at San Diego clubs are nothing but dick massagers.

dick massager by dick massager November 18, 2009

shower massager 

The so called "Ultimate" sex toy for women..they say its better than the human penis..

You better be getting your woman a diamond ring if she has a shower massager because SHE WILL NOT NEED YOU!

shower massager by James Lowe June 18, 2004

Magical Massager 

The one back massager in the house your mom never lets you use.

"Mommy my back hurts can I use that big new big Magical massager"

"NO BITCH THATS MINE I NEED IT TONIGHT YOUR GROUNDED BITCH"

Magical Massager by doughballfro92 June 23, 2009

head massager

A little thing that's used to massage your head.It's better then life it's better than sex.
Best if someone else uses it on you.

Dude (insert_name_here) just bought a head massager its the best thing ever!

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head massager by Kapronca August 2, 2016

Heart Warmer Massager 

A reusable heated massage pad. Looks like a heart shaped boob implant with a little metal disk inside. Snap the disk and it starts to heat up. After use, boil it for 10 minutes and start all over!

Man, my Heart Warmer Massager is the best at relieving aches and pains!

Heart Warmer Massager by cdoodle October 7, 2009