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16. mashed potatoes
A potato, mashed into a softer substance.
Reference to your brain on drugs.
Yo you fuck! I'll turn your brains into mashed potatoes!
by Beedub Feb 15, 2004 add a video
1. mashed potatoes
Mashed potatoes at a party. Part of a larger expression of derision.
"Shit... if I knew it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
2. mashed potatoes
Refers to the state of mind one enters upon smoking wayyyy to much weed.

A euphoric feeling that warms the soul, induced strickly by some fuzzy haze, or fluffy diesel.
"Shitttt man I smoked so much last night I was like a lump of mashed potatoes!"

"Mashed Potatoes anyone??"

"Yooo I cant feel my legs...im mashed potatoes right now son!"
3. mashed potatoes
A potato, mashed
If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
by Matt Jan 25, 2004 add a video
4. Mashed Potatoes
When a female presses her breasts up against a window, ususaly from within a car, or from a deck where a hot tub is in use. Giving the viewer on the other side of the glass a view of her pressed tits. The effect is similar to a "presses ham" where you'd see ass instead of tit.
1. A girl presses her breasts to the sliding glass deck door, from the hot tub side.
Zoe: Look! Lisa's got her tits up against the window!

Donna: Oh. My. God! She's got such great tits!

Greg: Now that's what I call some nice mashed potatoes!

Zoe and Donna, together: That's brilliant!

2. Delayed effect.
Did someone give the window a mashed potato? There's nipple prints on the glass.

3. Observed at the bar.
Her top was so tight as to give the impression that her tits were like mashed potatos.
5. Mashed Potatoes
When your penis becomes soft in New Jersey when you are having sex with a brodette at a disgusting beach house in the bathroom on top of your cousins puke from an hour earlier.
I had so many Jagr Bombs in Belmar, that I attempted to give Vanessa the peyton manning but I went limp and tried to stuff it into her taco with a spatula just like mashed potatoes.
6. Mashed potatoes
A Smashing pumpkins box set that was given to Billy Corgan's closest friends. It has 77 unreleased songs; some from the radio, some live, and some just plainly never heard!
Whoa, I am getting the Box set "Mashed Potatoes". I can't wait. I love the smashing pumpkins!!!!! Billy Corgan, YOU ARE MY HEREO!
7. mashed potatoes
when one ejaculates in another's anus, and then they fist the load as far in as possible.
anal intercourse with johnny is so good, especially when he gives me mashed potatoes
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