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Mary is a kind, caring, beautiful, stunning, and amazing girl that everyone has to fall in love with. She is committed to one guy only, and is very faithful. She is the best girl you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting in your life. Every time she enters the room suddenly you are filled with joy, and she is always able to put a giant smile on your face. She makes you feel at home, loved, and like there's no one else but you. She gets excited about everything, which brightens up your day, everyday. She likes to go on adventures and to make great memories and have fun! She loves to skate, to draw, to cuddle, watch ROM coms, eat strawberries, make forts, drink lemonade, be carried around, and be nice to every one. Despite how much she's been through, she's still the strongest and most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She is perfect in every way, but once you date a Mary, never let her go, because her perfect imperfections cannot be given up. She is an unforgettable girl, and not to mention hot! She is the best girl you'll ever meet in your life, and time stops every time you see her, because she is just so beautiful, and everything a guy could ever ask for.
Eric: Dude your girlfriend is such a Mary!
Brandon: I know man, she's perfect!
by captainamerica091513 April 09, 2014
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A very beautiful girl both inside and out. She is very sweet and funny. She likes to tell stories with no point, and laughs for long periods of time at her own jokes. She has a contagious smile that can't help but spread to others. Her heart is filled with joy, and she very much enjoys doing things for other people. She can be clever and sarcastic and somewhat witty. She may not be the prettiest girl out there, but her joy and her compassionate heart makes her more beautiful than one can imagine. Her style is all her own. The love she has for her family is irreplacable. She is artistic and creative. She isn't like everyone else...and that's just the way Mary should be.
She doesn't dress hipster...she dresses like Mary.
by Joseph Mary's Man September 15, 2011
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A girl that is supernatural, the word amazing fails to fully describe her greatness. She isn't beautiful, she is beyond it, her stunning face brightens everyone's day. With a body to die for, she leaves the boys speechless, unable to breathe! She is loved by many, but only truly loved by one. She may never fully understand this, but she is an angel sent from heaven. A goddess of the universe. An indescribable soul.
An indescribable Mary.
I wish all girls were like Mary.

Mary is so beautiful!
by tylerhloveshismaryh November 25, 2011
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Someone pretty who thinks they're ugly. Often forgets things. Usually happy, but has a darker side. Has considered suicide and cutting. Talkative and fun to be around. Interesting conversations. Makes friends easily. Has beautiful eyes. Seems cold at first. Extremely hyper near close friends. Can tell her bff everything. Sexually inexperienced. Very smart
by Ahhhhhhhhhhhfhhhhfhhhhfhdhdhhh November 07, 2013
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Mary is an epic person that's the most amazing person ever. She comes in two styles, punk and vintage. She is everything someone would ever want for a friend. WARNING: She is very cuddly. She enjoys sleeping in class, it's the best thing to do in that situation. She's much cooler than all the other people in school. She's gorgeous and laughs a lot. She has a great sense of humour.

She is an awkward penguin.

She worships tacos. If you want to die, taking Mary's tacos is the way to go.
Classmate 1: Who's that pretty girl sleeping on her desk?
Classmate 2: Why that's Mary, the girl I wish I knew better.

Friend 1: Mary is so perfect and cool, etc...
Friend 2: That is an understatement.

Person 1: I like penguins.
Person 2: You'd like Mary then.

Awesome person: *eating taco*
Mary: *steals taco*
Mary: Hehe I'm a ninja.
by SexyAlienHelloHello January 20, 2013
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Mary is the kind of girl who loves to please people. She is a very family oriented person, and also loves her friends. Can be ditzy at moments. People would describe her as thoughtful, hilarious, loving, shy, straightforward, and fun. An amazing singer. Badass.
Mary, Mary quite contrary... and also has a lot more to offer
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The best girl a guy could wish for, They dont get any better than her
I would be happy to be with mary as long as possiable
by buthead March 27, 2008
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