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Bradley Martyn 

The mf plug. Bradley is known as the world's greatest (and possibly strongest) drug dealer. Known mostly for selling the finest black tar heroin, dabs, cocaine, and bud in the State of California. Bradley Martyn also owns a gym called Zoo Culture, most famously known for using fake weights. If you want to lift 1,000 pounds with ZERO training, you need to purchase a membership at his gym.
Bradley Martyn is the mf plug!! Hit him up if you need any drug on the market or want to lift fake weights
Bradley Martyn by Uncopyrighta8le January 29, 2020
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Martyna is a girl that you fall in love with as soon as u meet her she is not a back stabber and tries her best to make every one happy she's a goofy and funny person and a freak'
"Dood Martyna is so amazing "
" I know mate "
Martyna by Dindindob June 11, 2018

Martyn Shrewsbury 

Cringe Fraud and Charlatan, that thinks he is henchman, but actually a commie national socialist.
I found a cringe ‘poem’ on facebook with awful spelling, it’s probably written by Martyn Shrewsbury
A very good friend, not a backstabber. Is usually nice but can argue when needed. Sometimes can be a bitch. Unique and loved by many. She is a great girlfriend with long term relationships. Martyna has a great body gorgeous eyes and amazing hair typically brown. Will abuse people she loves to show love and effection.
Oh dude look it’s martyna let’s go over to her

Oh there’s martyna she almost pushed me down the stairs the other day
Martyna by Better than you ex September 20, 2018

dirty martyn 

A man who looks innocent, but is a sex god without the need to brag about it!
He turned out to be a real dirty Martyn in bed!
dirty martyn by Sticky Micky February 23, 2020
A very good friend, not a backstabber. Is usually nice but can argue when needed. Sometimes can be a bitch. Unique and loved by many. Very easy to fall in love with, a great girlfriend with long term relationships. Martyna has a great body gorgeous eyes and amazing hair typically brown. Will abuse people she loves to show love and effection.
Oh dude look it’s Martyna she almost pushed me down the stairs the other day

Oh hey ! Martyna wait
Martyna by Better than you ex September 20, 2018

Martyrnoob 

A person playing on Call of Duty 4 online who uses the Martyrdom perk where a live grenade is dropped after you are killed, it is intended to catch your opponent off guard who thinks he is free and clear now that your dead. Its a noobs way to get kills even though he's dead. People who use this lack a real ability to kill people themselves and use this to level up.
I heard him coming up the stairs, knifed him and went back to sniping when i heard the grenade drop! he had martyrnoob on there was no way i could get out of the room in time!
Martyrnoob by Ryanwk12 February 22, 2009