Marto hole

when marto have sex with a girl he fucks her so hard she gets torn and creates a new hole which is now named the marto hole

guy 1 i had sex with this girl last night she had a third hole whats the go with that
guy 2 yeah its called a marto hole its quite rare

guy 1 wow this marto guy sounds like a legend

by marto12345 November 5, 2010

Martos

The Martos family are very kind people. If you ever meet someone with the last name Martos chances are they are a nice and caring family.

My coworkers last name is Martos, I wonder how their kids act.

by Anime for life February 24, 2019

marto

(n) office bike (applicable to either gender)

"That new girl on the fifth floor is a right marto. She had eight blokes at her last firm and most of them had girlfriends....."

by Pixie November 5, 2003

Marto

A faggot that thinks he is not and dickrides everybody.

You are such a marto dude.
You are the hoe of the city.

by Notpewds July 19, 2019

Martoes

When you get bit by a tick and your toes slowly start to turn to dust.

Brah, how did you end up with martoes?

Awe! Man I got bit by a tick.

by ArBinClappinCheeks3 March 8, 2019

marto

Inconcievable 'choking' during a competitive sport. Typically squash.

"I can't believe it, had the match virtually won and then I went and Marto-ed it".

by iack November 5, 2003

marto

Person who runs like a girl.

Derived from individual first noted for running like a girl (J Marto Martin)

"I don't want 'so-and-so' in our footy team - he's a marto"

by iack November 4, 2003