Sleazy Martinelli 

The act of urinating in a container of apple juice when dehydrated and placing it back in the refrigerator to be consumed by somebody else.

He was always drinking up my organic applejuice until the day he puked from my sleazy martinelli.

Sleazy Martinelli by Ranchgirls July 24, 2020

Gabriel Martinelli

Gabriel Martinelli

The greatest. Football player for Arsenal and Brazil. Simply one of the greatest of all time. Some say he is the Lord Jesus Christ Himself. Rumoured to be the love child and Pele and, Cristiano Ronaldo . He also has a huge cock which strikes fear into his opposition, ice cold killer.

Mason Greenwood is so overrated, he's just a, twerking twat, instead of playing football he should be on swarmz (UK rapper) Instagram live. He will never be the level of, Gabriel Martinelli.

Gabriel Martinelli by GABRIEL MARTINELLI THE SAVIOUR April 28, 2020

Marielis 

A nice girl with a loving heart. Usually a very good friend and outstanding. Isnt afraid to be herself infront of people she doesnt know and will laugh even if her laugh isnt quiet. A very LOVING girl who can be passionate and full of surprises! If you find a Marielis dont lose her, she loves intensly and usually has a really good body. Also an excellent kisser , she can take you to another world just by one kiss. Guys desire a Marielis. And her name is spanish which makes her be special not just in looks but also in bed.

Marielis is so nice.

Marielis by Mksb14 August 31, 2013

Martinelli Shower 

Honoring someone by pouring a bottle of sparkling cider on their head.

Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.

To celebrate closing that big deal, we gave our CEO a Martinelli Shower.

Martinelli Shower by Birgeneau May 7, 2010

mariaelisa 

A cutie. A true thicc babygirl.

Mariaelisa is goddamn beautiful.

mariaelisa by curvybbyg May 27, 2018

Marielisa 

Marielisa is a kind,giving girl. She NEVER gets jealous and is very insightful and intelligent but doesn't believe in herself as much as she should. She also would never be caught talking crap about anybody.She is an amazing person to have as a friend for life.

Who's the girl reading in the corner,she's really nice oh, that's just my best friend Marielisa

Marielisa by Thatgurlriteder June 20, 2011

Martinelli 

1) The last name of some seriously cool people. Italian origin.

2) An extremely tasty sparkling cider.

1) "The Martinelli's are better than your mom."

2) "Have you tried Martinelli's Cider? It's like Jesus in a bottle."

Martinelli by One cool Martinelli August 11, 2008