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Roasted marshmallow 

The result of receiving a non-arousing handjob that results in loss of erection and burnt penial skin.
My cock hurts bad, it’s a damn roasted marshmallow.

Roasted Marshmallow 

Before intercourse the man sets his pubes on fire and quickly puts it out with whipped cream, while the partner licks it
James: Dude, I got way too kinky with my girlfriend last night
Tony: Did you guys do the Roasted Marshmallow?
James: Hell yeah

roasted marshmallow 

when having a threesome, one girl shits on the other girl's chest while the guy cums on the shit, making it look like a Roasted Marshmallow
"Hey, saphirre lets give Monique one of our famous Roasted Marshmallows"

roasting a marshmallow

When a large person lays out in the sun or uses a tanning bed to become tan.
My fat sister went to the beach without sunscreen and now she looks like a roasted marshmallow. The girls at the tanning salon were roasting a marshmallow all day in the winter.

Roast Some Marshmallows 

Used when camping in a first person shooter.
to/will kill someone while camping.
"I'm going to camp behind this tree and roast some marshmallows."
Roast Some Marshmallows by Fryt January 5, 2010

roasting a marshmallow

When you know a girl is allergic to something and you put it in her vagina anyway.
I knew she was allergic to Big Red, but I stuck a piece of it in her and I was roasting a marshmallow.