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A describing word. Refers to something which fits the bill of an individual who sits in Mardale at Runshaw College. E.g. Wears nike huaraches, uses excessive amounts of emojis, has a Southport/Ormskirk accent, loves 'Hannah Wants' and deep house, probably has a quiff or the odd topknot, stands in front of the exit doors of college at 4pm, boys wearing legging-like joggers, calls group of friends 'team' or 'squad', talks about protein shakes, 'pursue fitness' joggers, has 60,000 score on snapchat
I'm not going to that gig it would be Mardale as fuck
mardale by d2d2015 March 9, 2015

square marden 

Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.
I always dreamed to square marden.

Maradona Dust 

Cocaine - based on footballer Diego Maradona’s frequent use of cocaine
“Have you seen Luke’s eyes? He’s been on the old Maradona Dust
Maradona Dust by FinlayMCFC January 30, 2022

Marsden High School 

A shitty, poorly funded place where a bunch of cunts all get together and do dumb shit. The education standards are below average and you will learn nothing useful in your six years of being there. The toilets are almost always clogged to the brim with other people's shit, people turn off the light in the boys change room just to dry hump you in the dark and you get in trouble for stating facts.
After attending marsden high school for six years shitty education john found a career in dealing ice to the local junkies.

mardy bum 

Someone who complains alot, moans about their life etc...

Usually used in the north of england.

Also a arctic monkeys song.
person one: "Oh god i wish i could have got arctic monkeys tickets"

person two: "stop being such a mardy bum"
mardy bum by Greg Hartley, April 27, 2006
A cute smart girl with a strong personality

Hard to persuade with a silent but deadly mind.

Very emotional a cry baby and loves with her all.

Don't let her tears fool you she moves on fast from heartbreaks!
When you find a Mardiya hold on tight folks.

She is a rare gem indeed
I need me a Mardiya
Daaayumn that shawty is definitely a Mardiya!
mardiya by Rage_xo September 1, 2017