6 definitions by Bath Wanker

The act of soiling your pants out of hatred for yourself.
Jack: Hey loser how you going fat shit!
Me: Commit Pooicide motherfucker your underpants are of poor, cheap chinese quality.
by Bath Wanker October 8, 2018
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when you jack it too hard and you're dick goes red.
Billy got a red worm after a 8 hour mastubation session
by Bath Wanker October 8, 2018
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An asian who is shit at maths, which is very rare in this era of asian occupation of Australia.
Big Michael is a Cloddish Asian, what a dumb fuck.
by Bath Wanker October 8, 2018
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When you punch a hole in the mirror and penetrate your terrified reflection with your boner. This is also known as 2nd dimension Raping.
several convicts were sent to australia in 1776 convicted of reflection rape

"I haven't gotten any thatch in a year, i'm gonna have to result to reflection rape, god save the queen!"
by Bath Wanker October 8, 2018
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A cockroach like creature that takes on the form of a human. Their goal in in life is to invade, kill, rape, enslave and forcibly convert people to Islam. They are a type of vermin that should never have been that plague the world with their very presence which causes significant decreases in human wellbeing.
The Turk stalked the streets at night looking to abduct Greek Women. The husbands had fought the turk off going to show that the only thing a turk can beat is his wife.
by Bath Wanker January 8, 2019
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A shitty, poorly funded place where a bunch of cunts all get together and do dumb shit. The education standards are below average and you will learn nothing useful in your six years of being there. The toilets are almost always clogged to the brim with other people's shit, people turn off the light in the boys change room just to dry hump you in the dark and you get in trouble for stating facts.
After attending marsden high school for six years shitty education john found a career in dealing ice to the local junkies.
by Bath Wanker January 8, 2019
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