I am going to see The Mars Volta on April 17 in Indianapolis, Indiana. Even though they will probably be booed by all the moronic yuppie MTV clones in attendance, I am sure that their show will be mindblowing...
by BadboyBill April 1, 2004
The mars volta > you
by Matt April 22, 2004
Dull, overwrought, pretentious crap. An incredibly overrated "prog" band, its just noise that useless teenages praise as experimental genius.
"The general Mars Volta strategy is to inundate us with so much horrible noise that anything with half a tune stands out as pure glory"
by Stark January 1, 2006
This is by far the worst band that you could ever listen to, and i mean it. never ever listen to this band or else your ears will be scared forever. This band sucks major cock because their fucking beats arent even beats it sounds like they r just punching the fucking guitar and just banging on their gay ass drums.
That Mars Volta band can suck my left nut and eat my butt crust because they suck dick.
That Mars volta band r fucking douche bags
That Mars volta band r fucking douche bags
by Mr. Phill November 25, 2006
Band that caters to striving pseudo-intellectuals. Looks deep and meaningful on the surface, but has no more substance than 80's butt-rock (hair) music.
The Mars Volta and System of a Down, while their music is pleasing to listen to, and seems to have deep lyrics are pretty shallow. They rely on simple-minded bush bashing (SOAD) and big words haphazardly thrown together (The Mars Volta) to sound creative, unique, and hardcore.
by Butt-Trakis September 9, 2006
"ur a mainstream fagot poser i listen to the mars volta bcuz makin pointless noises 4 10 minutes is intellectuel"
"Jam a bastard in it you crap."
"Jam a bastard in it you crap."
by Hazybear February 12, 2006