marry the ketchups 

It's where you pour a half full bottle of ketchup into another half full bottle so you have one full bottle

Um, I wanted to get here early to marry the ketchups.

marry the ketchups by kbaderak September 30, 2011

Marry You Hard 

To marry someone with such force that they are blown away with how much love you have for them. They are blown away and have no choice but to marry you for the rest of there life.

Tyler - I'm going to Marry You Hard!
Mechiel - Oh my goodness!!

Marry You Hard by bangsop September 7, 2014

marry down 

When someone marrys another person who is worse looking or has less money than them.

I feel so bad for flora, she is so much cuter than her husband.
Why did she marry down?

marry down by PJJ August 12, 2007

Marry joke 

A "joke" that makes no sense, isn't funny and generally starts an argument.

Jeff ruined the whole party by telling a Marry joke.

Marry joke by Prs722 August 17, 2023

Date to marry 

Date to marry means that you date others in the intention to marry them. You don't date them to be with them for a short time. Christians often use to say that they 'date to marry' meaning they date others for marriage and not for one night stands or for a short time.

Date to marry: meaning dating for marriage.

Jennifer: "She told me she' dates to marry' what does than mean?"
Cecilia: "She only dates a guy with the intention of marrying the guy"
Jennifer: "Oh, I see! I date to marry too, then".

Date to marry by CCCCLM November 30, 2019

fuck-marry-kill 

A game that is played in a group. One person gets three names chosen by the group. The names are people he/she knows or it could be celebrities.

Then that person chooses which of those three he/she would fuck, marry, and kill.

*Note: Choosing people they know, from school for example, makes it more fun and interesting. This is not intended for literal thoughts.

"Ok. Tom, Megan Fox, and Matt. Fuck-marry-kill."

"Ummm alright, I would fuck Megan Fox,
marry Tom and kill Matt."

fuck-marry-kill by Pamp28 February 9, 2009

martydom 

The way dumbass kids on Call of Duty 4 pronounce (and apparently now spell) the word MARTYRDOM (note the R), a word they apparently had never heard before playing this game. Martyrdom is supposed to mean sacrificing one's life for a belief, as in to be a martyr (not a "marty"), and the Perk in COD4 is a reference to suicide bombers. Note: Real life suicide bombers do not shit grenades immediately upon death.

Kid: Man "marty-dom" is awesome.
Me: Do you mean "mar-der-dom"?
British guy: Don't you mean "mah-tra-dom"?
Kid: I still think it's martydom 'cause that's what everyone else says.

martydom by Cody the stoner January 21, 2009